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Friday, October 23, 2015

Jared Kushner's Dream Kitchen

There are rumors that we will not have cooking gas in the building for months. A disgruntled tenant posted this in the lobby of the building above the mailboxes. Not sure what the "Fifth Burner" signifies, other than the fact that most of us have four, and none of them work.

If Brickman's Hardware has a run on this item, there is always take out.


  1. The de luxe 'Jared Kushner Dream Kitchen' bring-your-cooking-appliance item at Brickman's features two cooking coils. We'll reduced to shelling out for that one if we don't inundate the city with 311 calls over this appalling situation.

  2. Kushner's KitchenOctober 23, 2015 at 7:03 PM

    Let em eat cake.

  3. Only if you can microwave it.

    1. Kushner's kitchenOctober 23, 2015 at 8:23 PM

      That better be a Westminster approved microwave, that accepts freshly minted $20 bills to operate.